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This is a sample from Planet Namek.
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The Z cast on "Jerry Springer"By The Legendary SSJ
The Jerry Springer Show logo appears. The crowd is shown clapping as Jerry makes his way onto the stage.
Jerry: Welcome everyone. Today's topic is "My girlfriend left me for the man responsible for my death." So lets get things started. Iıd like you all to welcome Yamcha. Come on out, Yamcha.
Yamcha enters from the side and sits down.
Jerry: So, Yamcha, tell us about you and your girlfriend Bulma.
Yamcha: Well, we met when we were very young, like when we were in our late teens. At first we were kinda enemies, but soon we became inseparable. We were madly in love.
Jerry: So what went wrong.
Yamcha: Well, a couple of years back, Earth was attacked by evil Saiyans from outer space. Me and a couple of my friends tried to defeat them and sadly I died.
Audience boos.
Yamcha: Anyway, Goku, a friend of mine, let Vegita, one of the Saiyans, live. Everyone thought he turned good when he helped Goku out on Planet Namek after that, especially Bulma. Soon after that, she left me for him.
Audience boos again.
Jerry: We have a surprise for you Yamcha. Let's bring out Bulma.
Bulma enters the stage and sits next to Yamcha. She is angry.
Bulma: Yamcha, why the (bleep) did you have to drag me on this god-(bleep) show. I have a life to live unlike you.
Yamcha: Bulma, I want you back.
Bulma: Well you canıt have me. Vegita's my man. Jerry: Calm down everyone. Bulma, tell me why you left Yamcha.
Bulma: Cause he's a slut.
Crowd: Jerry, Jerry.
Yamcha: She's a (bleep)ing liar.
Bulma: You should see him. He eyes any (bleep) that walks in the room.
Yamcha: That's not--(he stops talking as he watches a female bodyguard walk bye) Can I have your number, baby?
Bulma slaps him.
Bulma: See what I mean.
Yamcha: That's just one person.
Bulma: Oh, hell no.
Yamcha: Name one.
Bulma(quickly): Marron
Yamcha: Oops, forgot about her.
Bulma: See. If I went with that mother (bleep)er again, he'd cheat on me the first chance he gets. Jerry: Yamcha. What do you have to say about this? Bulma (interrupting): He only liked me because he wanted some of this. (She rips of her shirt and her bra.
The crowd cheers.
Yamcha starts to drool.)
Crowd: Jerry, Jerry!
Bulma starts swearing like crazy. Security guards grab her and drag her off the stage.
Jerry: Now that's over with, let's bring out her lover Vegita.
Vegita enters and sits down by Yamcha.
Jerry: Vegita, why don't you tell us why you killed Yamcha.
Vegita: Well, the little (bleep) got in the way of my plans to destroy the Earth.
Jerry: Why would you want to destroy the earth? Vegita: I'm a Saiyan, itıs what I do.
Yamcha: I can't believe I was left for this (bleep)ing psycho.
Vegita: What the (bleep) did you say, Yamcha? Yamcha: Kiss my (bleep).
Vegita: (bleep) you!
Jerry: Calm down everyone.
Vegita: He's just pissed off cause I'm more of a man then he'll ever be.
Crowd begins chanting again.
Yamcha: You're not even a man, you're a (bleep)ing monkey.
Vegita holds up his hand and fires a Big Bang Attack at Yamcha. It goes through his stomach causing him to die.
Jerry: Holy (bleep)!!!
Vegita: That's what you get for (bleep)ing with my girl.
Crowd: Jerry, Jerry!!
Jerry: Uh, weıll be right back after these messages. Jerry Springer Show logo appears. Cut to commercials.
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Name Puns
Goku's Family:
Goku: Sky
Gohan: Rice
Goten: Heaven
Chi-Chi: Slang for breasts
Vegeta's family:
Vegeta: Joke of the word vegetables
Bulma: Bloomers (A japanese word for Girl's Gym Shorts)
Trunks: Boys Gym shorts in Japanese
Bra: A bra that women wear
Krillin's family:
Krillin: Chestnut
Android 18: N/A
Marron: Japanese Pronounciation for "marron" in French
Ginyu Force:
Burter: Butter
Jeice: Cheese
Guldo: Yogurt
Ginyu: Milk
Recoome: Cream
Bad Guys:
Freiza: Freezing
Cooler: Cooler
King Cold: Cold
Cell: Cell
Majin Buu: Bippity Bippity Boo.(Cinderella)
Nappa: English word for Chinese Cabbage
Radditz: A joke of the word Radish
Zarbon: Japanese Fruit
Dodoria: Japanese for a "tasty dish"
Kui: The name of an egg-sized "Fruit of the Cheese Goseberry" (That's pretty stupid)
Others:
Piccolo: A flute
Nail: A joke of Snail
Dende: Japanese for Denden-Mushi
Dr. Briefs: Mens underwear
Chaouzu: Pot Stickers
Tien: Fried Rice
Yamcha: Dim Sum in Chinese
Mr. Satan: Take a wild guess
Oolong: Amber Tea
Puar: A variety of Chinese Tea
Gohan's Family:
Gohan: Rice
Videl: The word Devil scrambled up
Pan: Bread
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